Monday, May 13, 2013

Don't Hate me Because I'm a Fujoshi!

   So, my friend, Boots, got me a little bit addicted to this manga that is....sad, but true, yaoi. For those of you who doesn't now, it means,....um....gay. Heh. The term used for fans of yaoi and shounen-ai is fujoshi, and though I hate it, it completly describes me. Like, even before Boots showed me Loveless (already knew about it, it was just a popular manga) the evening before I was thinking about how I fit all the attributes of a fujoshi. I accidentally looked it up. I was reading the Wallflower manga, and my brother was watching Naruto, so I looked up Naruto memes (funniest thing on the internet. HILARIOUS!!!) Then I was all like, 'I know more about anime than you!' to my brother and that got us started. So then I was lazy and bored enough to look up what a female otaku looks like, and that's when the fujoshi came up.

Attributes of Fujoshi:
-slightly combed hair in simple style most everyday (yes)
-glasses that are crooked or don't fit face (I stepped on them!! It was an accident!!)
-home clothing is just a tank top and some sweat pants (Whats wrong with that?!)
-cheap computer (it was a Christmas present and I wouldn't call it cheap. But whats the harm in saving money.)
- fat thighs (I don't even get that one)
- no makeup (I don't like makeup!!)

Questions Not to Ask a Fujoshi
5. Why don't you get contacts? (*stab* shut up!!)
4. Want to go to a sale? (Yes...saves money..)
3. What type of makeup do you use? (I don't use makeup...Is that a problem?)
2. Have you ever dated a guy? (*stab* Just shut up.)
1. Are you a virgin? (*BAM* I'm still in school!!!!)


Not that proud to be a fujoshi, but I can't deny it either.
*sigh*

3 comments:

  1. -_- *DISAPPROVING FACE*

    but the stuff about fujoshi is kinda cute. kinda. and it TOTALLY describes you

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    1. Shut up!! You used to be one too!! This is my first one so you CANNOT disapprove!

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    2. And I am so going to continue it.

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