Being a Geek Burns Calories

It has come to my attention that my friend Tokki is a total and complete geek that fangirls over extremely awesome character developments, online video games re:coded into real life, and song series with an extensively developed plot line. Like I already didn't do these things myself. >u0

BUT!

The one thing that geeks do more than anything is over exaggerate and get super excited over close to absolute ANYTHING. They say that watching sports helps loose weight because your heart rate goes up. Come, freaking, on! You know what gets your heart rate up? You with only 7 bullets left in a final battle as you try to assassinate the world's most terrifying dictator while up against several of his armed guards and you only get one body guard while in an enclosed room with only a door keeping them out. That, my friend, gets your rate up. Along with terrifyingly realistic game walkthroughs, zombie apocalypse situation, a girl in distress about to get eaten by a flying dragon, and stale mate in Final Fantasy XIII with a REALLY hard boss that just happens to have at least 3 to 4 logic defying moves and seemingly has NO WEAKNESSES and the one CHARACTER that just might work isn't a freaking good enough ravanger!!! Yeah that's right, I'm looking at you SNOW!

Ahem.
Anyway!

We have the most irregular heart beats EVER due to the amount of suspense that we fall under when playing MMO's in a dungeon and no healer or when your waiting at the edge of your seat to see if the main character really is going to die... or you know, turn into something that will save the universe. What evs. So keep being a geek and NEVER be ashamed because we will ALWAYS be some of the scrawniest people on the Earth if we don't eat too much! So lay off the poki and switch to PO PI PO PI PO, PI PO! VEG-TABLE JEWCE!

Cough, um, sorry. Just had a fangirl moment there. And my point made again!