Vampire Knight Ending

Okay so for all those super duper Zero fans, you might want to stop right now and be like 'Oh, no thank you!' but for those of you that WANT to hear this then go right ahead and read through because....
This is some sick (beep).

Here we go. Vampire Knight manga ending.

So before we even really get into it, let me get this straight first.

Kaname (again) is not who he says he is. Yuki is after the whole VAMP TRANSFORMATION but Kaname (of course) is not. Yuki does have a brother named Kaname but her REALLY REAL brother is dead. Yeah. Shocker. Shiki's dad had killed Yuki's mother, (kind of) father, and her brother, Kaname. And so leads to this question. Then who were reading about this whole time? Well fellow otakus, you were reading about the very old vampire who was long dead Kaname. Just how Queen Elizabeth passes down her name, apparently vampires do to. So Shiki's dad took old Kaname's mind and put it into new Kaname's body, making old Kaname somehow 'reborn'. New Kaname was dead, while old Kaname retained all his memories since EVER and was living as new Kaname which no one but Kaname and Shiki's Dad knew about. How (bleeping) original.

So back to the present. Kaname is on his death bed right now. (plus him and Yuki had a freaking kid....I kind of want to throw up right now) So Kaname decides to tell Yuki EVERYTHING!! While patronizing Zero by saying basically this. "Yo Zero. I'm dying and of course this was the only way you were EVER going to get Yuki so....she's yours now. HAH!" Then Kaname is dead. (BLEEPING) REJOICE!! REJOICE MOTHERFUDGERS!!

But WAIT! Yuki's a RETARDED MORON!!!
After around a hundred years when Zero and Yuki are together, they had a kid and everything, Yuki goes and kills herself so she can bring Kaname (Old Kaname in New Kaname's body) back to life as a human. Good job Yuki. Way to make sense.
So Yuki is dead, Kaname's alive again, and he goes and kills Zero. YAY!! I guess being dead doesn't destroy douchiness at ALL! So after all that, human Kaname turns to Zero and Yuki's kid and says pretty much this in a nutshell. "Hey kid, your mom is a naive dumb (bleep) who will believe absolutely anything (because by this time Kaname has lied to her about 3 times) and your dad was a lovestruck idiot who could never surpass me because of his stupid complex for you mother. I was the cause for it all. And your the two idiots offspring, both your parents are dead, and I'm alive. HAH! Jokes on you!"

(bleeping) Kaname.

Of (bleeping) course.